Guitar sharpener

Wheeled robot with moving arms
and removable eraser jet pack

Rubber band pistol with 2 rubber bands in handle compartment

"Existentialists say that we are ultimately responsible for our own decisions and that this is a cause of anxiety and concern. We say why take responsibility when you can blame it on the 8-Ball? The Magic 8-Ball will answer all your "yes or no" questions quickly and objectively." - Archie McPhee

According to my magic 8-ball, a sharp pencil is the answer to all questions.

Petrified sharpener